[	My brain tells me I'm	|	recumbent	]
[	Sound of the Moment	|	A Lack of Color - Death Cab for Cutie	]

Coolest fucking moment of my life to date.

[	My brain tells me I'm	|	tired	]
[	Sound of the Moment	|	Bright Eyes	]

"Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?"

- Dave Barry

He is right. Completely.

My past few days were spent in the hospital with an infection, due to having virtually no white blood cells. Also, I can see my neighbor peeing in his yard right now. Thats really weird. He is about 40 feet from a toilet inside his house but he feels compelled to stand behind a bush instead. They just don't make men like that anymore. Is that disgusting or an unflinching show of man-itude? I don't know whether to respect him for it or not. Hmm, well I've dwelled on a man with his pants down for too long now.

Moving on.

Actually I cant think of anyhere to move too.

The End.

[	My brain tells me I'm	|	relaxed	]
[	Sound of the Moment	|	Wooden Nickles - Eels	]

Lately I've been seeing a lot of Travis, Kat, Katie and Erica. Some but not enough of Liz.

Hung out at Travis house tonight because his parents were sailing or something. Happy 2 days early birthday.

Also today I saw Larissa, and we saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, which had a lot of Tim Burton creativity.

Late Brunch region of dining was spent with my Aunt Caroline who was in from PA.

So thats a boring recap of today, the most interesting thing to me being that I told it all in reverse chronological order.

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[	My brain tells me I'm	|	full	]
[	Sound of the Moment	|	Drop Kick Murphys	]

This started out as a conversation with the Liz, but I am going to rant onwards until I have an entry about it.

It concerns the new Speedstick 24/7 commercial, where we see masculinity defined as buff, guys guys boxing the shit out of each other.

The message is clear:

"If you want to be a REAL man like the sinewy, sweating beasts you currently see displaying their physical prowess in a muddy game of football without pads, wear Speedstick 24/7! Pussy."

Theres a little twist at the end though. After scenes of boxing and cycling and rugby and competition, dubbed over with manly grunts of  physical excersion, they show two nerds high fiving after playing a videogame. Whats with that? Does that mean that nerds, too, can be fierce and competive* (*granted of course that they are wearing Speedstick 24/7, available at local retailers now)? Or perhaps that scene adversely turns this deodorant into an Anti-Perspirant for Anti-Socials in the minds of the guys out there of jock inclinations. Idk.

I went to their site to try and find a link to the ad for you all. I didnt find one, but I did find that they are a division of Colgate, who also sells the cleaning detergent called Fab. So I'm thinking, hell, they cant be too homophobic.

[	My brain tells me I'm	|	Awaiting	]
[	Sound of the Moment	|	General - Dispatch	]

I kinda want to go out because I have chemo tommorow so this is my window of opportunity
but I'm really tired so I might just go to sleep.

What I really want is for Travis to come back from his concert trip, because a day wasted at his poolside is time well spent.

See cuz low-key is my desired theme this summer. Its also my first summer to have its own theme. I bet you don't have that.